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Jose and Carlos
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers . . . . . They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects $2 to $3 dollars each day, maybe $8 on a good day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, my wife and 6 kids are hungry.'

Jose says, 'No wonder you don't get much money.'

Carlos says . . ., 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign . . . . It reads:

'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.'
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I'M ROARING WITH LAUGHTER. :lol:
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