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Jose and Carlos - Mouse - 03-15-2009
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers . . . . . They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects $2 to $3 dollars each day, maybe $8 on a good day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'
Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'
Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, my wife and 6 kids are hungry.'
Jose says, 'No wonder you don't get much money.'
Carlos says . . ., 'So what does your sign say?'
Jose shows Carlos his sign . . . . It reads:
'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.'
Re: Jose and Carlos - Blackdiamond - 03-16-2009
I'M ROARING WITH LAUGHTER. :lol: