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One for Sunday
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One day Jesus and the Devil where arguing over who was the best at computers. They argued for days and days until one day God was tired of it and told them that they will have a contest. The winner would be the best at working a computer. They would each have to write a letter to demonstrate their ability. They would only get 10 min and who ever wrote the best letter wins.

So Jesus and the Devil sat at their computers and started typing. The devil typed at a break neck speed. So fast was his typing that you could only see a blur over the keyboard. Page after page flew up on the Devils screen.

Jesus was typing slowly and methodically how ever. He would stop ever know and then and pounder what he wrote. Each key press was deliberate and with out mistake.

then, 1 min from the end the power went off and came back on. The Devil howled in frustration and Jesus just looked a little annoyed.

God came over and announced the time was up and that Jesus had won. When the Devil asks for a redo because the power went out, God said no need too, as Jesus Saves.
You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails...at least until the wind blows then down.
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