The Census

[Hoopla]

Hoopla, the good citizen that he is, sent in his census form. The Census
Bureau, being the good Government Agency that they are, says that I
either did *not* send in the census form or it has been *misplaced*, so they
want to come and interview me.

Found this quote on the web:

"If you could also tell me how you’re able to know how many people haven’t sent back the Census form
if the entire reason for the Census is that you’re not sure how many people there are, I’d appreciate it.
I’m just curious."
<Doug Powers>