Evil Christmas Elf Caught Stealing Toys On Security Camera

[Danno]

An Evil Christmas Elf was caught in the act of stealing christmas toys. I caught this evil wicked little elf on my very expensive security camera system. One of the things that bothered me was the fact that there were some neighbor elves just standing in their gardens watching and doing nothing. This creepy thug has a stuffed animal toy under one arm and a doll in the other hand. Just look at the sinister smirk on his greedy little face as he loads up on toys left by Santa for some good little boy and girl. Those poor children will be crying their eyes out Christmas morning while this little bastard gloats over his loot. I called the Waukegan police and they are investigating.

[sunny]

I think this was same elf that tried to fondle my garden gnome last summer. Creepy!! Thank goodness we have you to protect us Danno!

[Danno]

I think this was same elf that tried to fondle my garden gnome last summer. Creepy!! Thank goodness we have you to protect us Danno!

Yeah, most of them elves are like that. They can't control themselves like the rest of us. Don't get me wrong though. Some of my best friends are elves.