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Just for laughs - Printable Version +- Waukegan Talk (http://wauktalk.com/forum) +-- Forum: Fun and Games (http://wauktalk.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=10) +--- Forum: Kicks and Giggles (http://wauktalk.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=12) +--- Thread: Just for laughs (/showthread.php?tid=23)

Just for laughs - northavedude - 09-22-2008 This teenager lost his dental retainer while playing basketball in the park by his house. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the retainer was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and ran down to the park and in a very short time returned with the retainer in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $300." Re: Just for laughs - northavedude - 09-22-2008 Barbecue? As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly. They glared at us with looks of disgust. Suddenly, we realized why.........we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them... Re: Just for laughs - northavedude - 09-26-2008 I got into some trouble at work recently. At the annual company picnic this year it was decided that due to liability reason alcohol would be allowed but everyone was only allowed one drink. I got into trouble and was written up by HR because I ordered the cups... [attach]http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp303/northavedude/?action=view&current=cups.jpg[/attach] Re: Just for laughs - Blackdiamond - 09-26-2008 hA HA--I needed that during my beer drinking days.